Off Topic Recopilatorio: Curiosidades, humor, ocurrencias, etc. Volumen XIV

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    Y si escribes "cómo" sin tilde (acento) te aprueban primero de EGB.
     
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    Ese es de la EGB, si fuera de la ESO diría, "si consigues dovlar el pronspecto de un medikamento tal y cómo estaba te combalidan segundo denpapiroflexia".
     
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    Cuando veo una peli en la que se arrancan la camisa y salen los botones volando pienso "cómo se nota que no los ha cosido mi madre".
     
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