Off Topic Recopilatorio: Curiosidades, humor, ocurrencias, etc. Volumen XIX

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    Le está haciendo una fel****n pero sale el reloj porque de pequeños nos tapábamos así para ver cómo se iluminaba.


    Es como:

    “Mari ven a lo oscuro que te voy a enseñar una cosa“

    “Mira como brilla el reloj”

    “Jilipo**as ya me había quitado las bragas”

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