Off Topic Recopilatorio: Curiosidades, humor, ocurrencias, etc. Volumen XXI

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    - Hemos incautado 30kg de cocaína Sr. comisario.
    - ¿20kg?
    - Sí, 15kg. comisario.
    - ¿Y por 10kg.me llamáis?
    - Es que pocas veces encontramos 5kg.
    - Bueno pues coge ese kg. de cocaína y llévalo al almacén de pruebas.



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