Off Topic Recopilatorio: Curiosidades, humor, ocurrencias, etc. Volumen XXI

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    Tal cual... Cuando de "joven" curraba de camarero en una terraza y me pedían 17 cafés distintos el de la barra ponía café con leche los 17.. El truco es luego repetir los pedidos perfectamente...descafeinado con leche de soja corto de café, cortado con leche fría de almendras, café con leche en vaso alto con azúcar moreno...
     
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    Con unos bidones de plástico llenos de arena lo hizo un amigo mío, mandarlos a tomar por culo.

    Había uno en el pueblo que se guardaba el sitio en frente de casa poniendo tres bidones llenos de arena. Mi amigo hasta las narices de ver la cochinada esa pescó y se los echó a rodar "prao" abajo y aparcó. El de los bidones mirando desde la ventana de su casa sin decir nada :floor: :floor:

    Luego fue mi amigo a ver si lo enganchaba para decirle que ni por el forro los volviese a poner y cuando lo pillaba por la calle se metía corriendo en casa. El tío tendría entonces 40 años o así y mi amigo unos 23. Nunca más los puso biggrin
     
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