Off Topic Recopilatorio: Curiosidades, humor, ocurrencias, etc. Volumen XXII

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    Esto no es humor, es una realidad biggrin
     
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    Si te cuento las normas de confrontación que tiene la ONU en el Líbano para las fuerzas de FINUL flipas.. Poco más que tiene que haber muerto la mitad de la tripulación del VEC para poder destrincar el cañón (los cañones de 25 van trincados y asegurados por orden de ONU, es imposible hacer fuego de manera rápida)
     
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    Se despistó mientras se colgaba el bolso ese que compró a un top manta
     
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    Y ahí es cuando cobra importancia que al abrir la puerta, se ponga la p como en los bmw
     
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    O que al menos pite como hace cualquier coche generalista.

    Quiero pensar que está medio sordo...
     
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    Un monstruo

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    Me parece triste y patético que por mucho dinero que tengan para comprarse un coche de varios millones de euros, se dediquen a hacer el monguer en las calles de la ciudad, ni siquiera saben conducirlo, y alimenten su ego con la muchachada que les sigue por la calle filmando el coche con el móvil.
     
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